Can somebody please tell Yahoo that cost cutting for the sake of a merger value facade will not work. Don’t you think Microsoft knows you can’t even keep your servers running! If I am getting these Yahoo mail messages several times during the day, then I presume that everyone, including Microsoft executives brainstorming on their next offer are as well. Hint: The Microsoft execs have been instructed to lower their offer by $1 per share for every failed mail attempt they receive at Yahoo. (You think they actually use hotmail?!?!?!)

Come on Jerry, apologize to the system admins and tell them they can have their jobs back. And do it quick. I’d really like to finish reading my email today!