ABC News just profiled a story on Ken Karpman, the ex-CEO who is now delivering pizzas for $7.29 per hour and living off of taxpayer funded food stamps.  After getting two degrees from the UCLA, he landed a job as an institutional equity sales trader.  Apparently unimpressed with his $750,000 yearly salary, and his 4,000 square foot Tampa home on the golf course, he quit his job to start a hedge fund.


Karpman was so confident in his good fortune and the strong economy that he left his job in 2005 to start his own hedge fund. To pay for the new business and their standard of living, Karpman quickly burned through $500,000 in savings and, like so many Americans, took a line of credit against his house.

[Geldpress comment] Any guesses how that ended up?  You guessed it, the hedge fund collapsed, like so many other hedge funds managed by gamblers ex-traders who believed in the power of easy money, and who had no concept of risk management, let alone the definition and proper implementation of a “hedge”.

The ABC News story continues…

Desperate for quick cash, Karpman tried to find a job bartending but came up empty. Finally, he drove his Mercedes to Mike’s Pizza & Deli Station in Clearwater and applied for a job.

[Geldpress comment] Apparently, it never crossed Ken’s mind to SELL the Mercedes and buy a used Chevy.

The ABC News story continues…

…The Karpmans are now on food stamps and a tight budget that doesn’t nearly cover their children’s $30,000 private school tuition.

The family’s jet skis now collect dust in the garage near the Mercedes, with its broken transmission they cannot fix.

Stephanie Karpman has closets full of clothes and handbags she likely won’t be able to take with her and is eyeing consignment shops as a place to unload them.  She said she has found herself going through her closet and wearing clothes she hasn’t touched in years.

[Geldpress comment] – Does ABC News really expect to gain sympathy for the family forced to drive a Mercedes, with a garage full of jet skis and other toys, and kids in a $30,000 per year private school?

The ABC News video interview also mentions that the Karpman’s have not paid their mortgage in 2 years, and may lose their home in the next few months. It just begs the question of WHY a foreclosure would take over 2 years.   It sucks for a family to lose “their” home, but I still firmly believe that the best medicine for a family struggling to pay (or not paying) their mortgage is a foreclosure, and apartment living within their means.  The Karpman’s had their golden ticket but over-leveraged themselves on a hedge fund gamble, and now must pay the price.

Special message to ALL “black box of finance employees” – leverage is a bitch.  It works great on the way up but does have a way of biting you in the ass on the way down.  Did you really learn nothing from Enron?  Did you really think that 30, 40 or 50 to 1 leverage was sustainable?  Did you really think that starting and succeeding a hedge fund was easy? Did you really think over leveraging an obvious credit bubble would work?

Sorry Ken, you have no sympathy from me, but I am impressed with your humility in taking a REAL JOB, in an industry that produces a REAL, TANGIBLE, and UN-LEVERAGED products.